My French-Indian 6 year old boy on online class and language:

• Him [after cutting the video in the middle of his teacher’s sentence]: “Et voilà !” (In French)

I didn’t know whether to shout at his impoliteness or laugh at his perfect use of the French expression!

My French-Indian 6 year old boy on nationality:

• Him [to his Indian nanny]: Mama is going to get you a French passport and then you can come with us to France!

My French-Indian 6 year old boy on losing teeth:

• Him [to his nanny]: You know what will happen to my fallen tooth now?
• Her: The tooth fairy will come?
• Him: Yes, but in France it is not a fairy, it is a rat!